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12 December 2016
Auld Wifie!

I love Xmas - the fairy lights, the tinsel and glitter ..and I love shopping for presents. Funnily enough, I always manage to find a few extras for myself as well, teehee. Whilst engrossed in searching for perfect presents, a dowdy oldish woman approached me on the High Street, smiled at me and announced, 'I used to be at school with you.' 'You must be mistaken', I said. But she persevered and, sure enough, to my obvious surprise, she was in my class! AND one of the prettiest girls there!! I went straight home and looked in the mirror. It was an oldish woman that looked back at me. How can this be, when inside I still feel 27? I need new packaging maybe!! I tried touching my toes with straight legs. Yippee, I can still do it! So maybe an auldish wifie, but swak(supple) with it!! Still trying to be a cool cat

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